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Woman’s Baby Slips Out Vagina Into Toilet Onto Train Tracks
By Molly Celaschi - Posted on March 4th, 2008

"Pregnant woman uses train toilet, baby slips out" is the awesome title for an article found on Reuters.

A prematurely delivered baby girl survived after slipping out of her Indian mother’s vagina and down the toilet bowl of a moving train and onto the tracks when the pregnant woman suddenly gave birth while going Number 2 last Tuesday.

"My delivery was so sudden," said the Bhuri Kalbi, the mother of the 7 month old fetus baby hybrid.

"I did not even realize that my child had slipped from the hole in the toilet."

Kalbi, a 33-year-old woman, fainted on the toilet seat after the birth and told her family when she woke up a few minutes later.

"They stopped the train and ran on the tracks to find the baby," she said.

Railway staff at a nearby station were alerted and soon found the newborn girl lying uninjured on pebbles by the track. She is now in intensive care because of her premature birth, doctors said.

Most toilets on Indian trains are filthy chutes emptying directly onto the tracks.